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BramblexSquirrel romance in Lols

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Um, I'll just warn you now, a few vulgarities ahead, for those of you who don't like that sort of thing. ^^

So, yeah... I just felt like having a good laugh, and decided that poking fun at one of my warrior ships was just the right way to go~ Don't get me wrong, I used to love these two together (these days I'm a bit more mellow, mostly because Bramble is an ass) because opposites attract, yes? And it's so cute. ;3;

But seriously, if I were to mention one pairing which has suffered so much abuse by the authors and their wish for drama, it's these two... and it's all so goddamn over the top too! Like, drama award of the year, halleluja~

Also, I don't like how the "bad guy" somehow gets away with being a bad guy. No, I'm not talking about the super villains, I'm talking about the everyday douchebags - Crowfeather, Bramblestar, Firestar etc. Crowfeather is never cornered about his bad parentage or his shitty behaviour of other people, no instead in the Last Hope the authors has him save his illegitimate children, from the son he drove into maniacal depression, like he was some fucking hero! Then Firestar cheats on his wife for years with a dead gal in his dreams, never admits there might just be something screwed-up about it, and oh my god he even declares he wanted to actively be with her when Spotty dies times number two, in front of Sandstorm! "Oh noes you can't leave me now we were gonna be jolly happy in kitty heaven!" Thank you for all those years of happy marriage, you a**hole...
And Bramblestar... he ain't any better. He lies, and never admits he was actually on board with dead!Tigerstar and Hawkfrost in couping the lake - then sure, he gets hurt when his happy family goes up in flames (pun intended~). Yet he never, for even a minute, stalls to ponder the "why"; he doesn't for a moment regret behaving like a frigid piece of shit to his former mate for 365 days. Oh and also, before anyone challenges me on that; he was just as big a shit to Jayfeather and Lionblaze. Yah, he discovered they weren't father and sons - but then he also just stopped, right then and there, to be their father actively. He abandoned them as readily as he abandoned Squirrelflight. Oh and when he finally comes to terms with her decision, NOT EVEN A FUCKING APOLOGY. To ANY of them. 
This doesn't even begin to cover how pissed-off I felt when I got to hear about Jessy... my fucking god, Erins, do you want me to hate you? Do you really believe I'd buy that ridiculous, unbelievable triangle drama?

Do I despise the character named Jessy? Yes, I do; A LOT. Want to know why? It's not directly because Bramblestar fell so unreasonably in love with her, though that felt so forced it wasn't even funny - it was the fact, that Jessy is a COMPLETE AND UTTER COPY of SQUIRRELFLIGHT! They just took all Squirrelflight's personality features; stubborn, cheeky, fiery, teasing etc. and put it all in a new bloody cat just to create a needless romance drama! And I see fans who love Jessy for all this, saying they wanted her instead of "stupid Squirrelflight", when in truth THEY'RE IN LOVE WITH SQUIRRELFLIGHT 2.0 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ahem... sorry. I just had to rant a little. Read the comic instead and have a laugh, will you? xD

(c) Dearly disliked Erin Hunter
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AviRayburn's avatar

This is even more true today